LOL i love it

2009-11-10T04:17:00.001-08:00

Fav. tv shows. ^^

The mentalist

Mythbusters

WOWP-Wizards Of The Waverly Place

TSLOZAC-The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody

TSLOD-The Suite Life On Deck

Eat rice please. Plox.

2009-05-08T04:45:00.000-07:00

Too Tired to blog. But i have no choice larh. Just came back from OBS not too long ago. Sigh, i am very tired. Afew words to describe OBS. FUN, STUPID, TIREING, WASTE OF TIME and NICE! I really hate the trekking...Cos you'll have to carrry a bagpack which i think weighs more than 6kg? I carrried LOTS AND LOTS of stuff... Lets say for example: 2 waterbottles, 1 groundsheet, 1 tent, Dinner for my group, and one very big backpack. We had to walk 7km with that weight on our shoulders? Which is insane. Now i know what it is Like for God to shoulder all our troubles and sin. Sigh it sure was hard work and i barely made it through. I am just gonna say some of the highlights larh. Very tired, if you want more details, go see other ppl's blog. Confirm got the finest detail. I loved the thunderstorms in the early morning. (especially the one on thursday morning) I liked it cos we had to fight against the rain and stuff, so i was holding the poles and i was trying my best to keep the tent up. I can't say much about kayaking cos it was just plain kayaking. The food had...VERY LOW NUTRITION LEVELS! No veggies and it was all canned food. Sigh i think i am gonna be very sick of canned food. Is it that facinating to see me scream? Yes random i know. =) ZZZ rawr meow

I need to go poop now. I can't promise that i'll write more... But i'll try my bestiest. Goodluck and sweetdreams ppl.

Haha... i never thought that i'll be doing this but....yes, i am writing more...

What i did from 4th may- 8th may(mostly obs):

Day 1: So i woke up... at around 5.30Am... Went to brush theeth, bathe , Did a double check on the things which i was supposed to bring... Blah blah blah.... Then i set off. Reached school.
Compare the size of bags with each other... Gathered at classroom. Talk talk talk, Mark Lee scold(default) Skip the whole school part lurhs. So i sat with Dion Cheng and then the bus took off. We pretended like the bus was a Racing car..... So i kept saying ,:"Whoaa!!! Bus uncle drive so fast!!! Watch out! Got turn...Whoooaaa!! Bus uncle best man! Your drift was perfect!! Best!" Btw, he was driving at a uniform speed of 60km/h.
Yeah... i know its gay but, funny!
So reached the OBS reception centere, took a boat to pu lao ubin(sounds werid) Blah blah blah talk talk talk, meet the instructor... Pack food, pitched tents(In the forest!) Ate very hard rice for dinner....curry chickennnnnn.....Ikan bilis-chimmer word is anchovies. The tent was ok ok larh. Cos i have been in worse ones.

Day 2: Woke up at like 5am. Trekked down to the jetty. I found my group members playing with Fire ~.~ They were using my lighters and solid fuels lor! matchsticks too. It was very cooling cause there was alot of sea breeze. So i walked back to our meeting area which is under some shelter lar. I fell asleep there until 6.30am. Then i went to my stall to brush my teeth. It rained super heavily lor! Our tents were drenched i think... can't RMB liao.Blah blah blah... talk talk.... Did high elements and abit of kayaking.(i could hear natalie screamming when i was doing the high elements but she was not in my group) The rock wall had this humongous spider... Therefore, i could not complete the rock wall. Sad larh! i had enough energy lor. I managed to get it down with the help of the ropes. it dropped down like 10m and then crawled around- it soon got tired and hid behind the small plant. Then we all started throwing rocks at it untill it died. Blah blah.... I climbed another rock wall. I finished like 7/8 of it.. then i totally had no energy sad. After that, we had lunch...(bread nia!) and went for kayaking. Then after kayaking, i had a great shower! talk talk. then go back and sleep.

Day 3: Woken up by a storm. so we all ZAO!(left the place) We had to bring our tents down too. and i went to the shelter with my sleeping bag and guess what? i slept there from 4am-6am! It was so cooling there larh! I loved it! So woke up, go pack for sea EX and then we set off... BRB! ltr than type!

2009-04-17T08:54:00.000-07:00

whoa....so long nvr blog liao horz? haizz...nothing to write what. Erm lets talk abt yesterday...which happens to be a thursday. 2 fire alarms went off during lesson time today.It was all on purpose, coz 3 ppl(i won't tell you who) broke the alarms. hopes of skipping classes were destroyed when the announcement said that it was a false alarm. I'll tell you the 2 fire alarms which was broken.The first one is at the 1st level labs. the staircase nearest to the primary school. the other one is further up, which so happens to be right outside my class . O.O Ahhh...what to write? i seriously don't know =). now all games are boring. Revision is the only nice thing to do...weird huh? i think i play too much. hehe

I shall end off this post with this:

A Dogs meow
A Cats bark
A cow tweets
A bird moos
A horse screams
A hippo mehs
A bear sqawks
A whale pang sai's
A fat ass, fat asses
A camel quacks
A chimpanzee farts
A elephant squeeks
A hamster ROARS
A lion croaks
A pig howls
A wolf oniks

2009-03-31T22:14:00.001-07:00

hello~
i am having IT lesson now....lol larh...coz now last 15mins of the lesson. So he(our teacher) allows us to do whatever we want..
best rite? haha, but time is very limited so can't type much larhs.
At least still posting...i guess many others are also blogging. Got some ppl playing miniclip lorz. Hahah super gay. He teach us how to crop picture and stuff. But like 70% of us not listening...Boring -.-~ go home I"LL try to type more.

Ok now i am back home~ i'll talk about martins stay...abit late though.
For starters, i reached his house first, followed by Quincy and Sidney. Than Jeremy, Hai liang and Samuel Poh.Yes...its quite alot of people... Martin ordered pizza about 1 hour ago. So when everybody was there, the pizza man came. Good timing eh?
I kept tempting martin's dog with a slice of pizza....haha it was attacted like a dog...oh wait, it is a dog.

So when they all eat finish, not me of coz because i was slowly enjoying the food. Martin and the rest were playing Guitar Hero while i was eating. After i ate, i joined them in one song...I owned at loosing lor. which means i suck at guitar hero. haha. Then came the super fun game! LEFT 4 DEAD! It rocks larh, Quincy told us a glitch which wis super gay LOR! you can just jump down the building...so which means you skipped alot. Jeremy was not used to the game larh, so when he saw the zombies, he kept on screaming!(like mad) We were all laughing like crazy. Jeremy ran out of ammo at like the first part coz he was anyhow shooting, LOL!

Then Quincy was supper pissed because he did not bring his own laptop charger -.-
LTR than type...now want to sleep(here's a picture i took of me wearing a lilo and stich hat)

2009-03-25T03:06:00.000-07:00

Wa...today was the day which we collected back our report books....Hmmm....i did fairly well...Just 3 A1's 1 A2's, 2 B3's, and one U...which means i'll get to go to universtiy! Jk jk...it means undergraded...
Today was quite boring larh.... nothing much to do in school...Darn i forgot what i wanted to type...anyways, my phone is like super laggy lors....nvm la, i'll just delete afew songs~maybe next time than i write more...i'll be writing about my stay at martin's house on saturday.

2009-03-15T17:08:00.000-07:00

Waaa....woke up super early this morning...i woke up at like 6.30am because i could not sleep well...btw now is like 8.00am...and still very tired. Maple got some server check thing so i decided to update my blog. Erm for today i have nothing much to write about lurhhhz becasue it is the start of the day and nothing interesting has happened or taken place.Erm ok i'll write about...The IT show..yeah that was funny...

So...ok what happened on Saturday when we(me and Alan<-church frewn and school mate)
Met up at city hall mrt and started walking towards the SUNTEC convension center...which is in other words the IT fair/show.While we were walking towards the IT show...Alan was like, "hey you know how to act rich infront of ppl?" than i was like,"erm...what do you mean?" So he said,"You talk very loudly infront of a person, with others around larh, then you say, Hey should i get a Lamborghini or a Ferrari? So he said,:"i think i'll get the Lamborghini."(remember to talk loudly!)So i suggested...Why not get both? becasue 2 is better than one."

So yarh than we laugh lor...when we were at the escalater, it was FLOODED! You could hardly walk...So..when we were walking towards the Apple,Singtel and M1's booth, people were already giving us SOOO many brochuers. So Alan decided to play a game called,:"Who can collect as many brochuers!" So i agreed.At that time i thought it was gonna be fun, and it was!

So we went all around collecting brochures,asking the ppl who are giiving them out go give us...Than one guy give Alan ONE super huge stack lor! Actually it was just like 30 sheets of it lar...but that is still quite alot!So i we saw any brochures lying on the tables or display cabinets, we would just sneak up to it and take some...maybe 1/8th of the whole stack lurh...BUT,when we collected like 1kg each, ppl started to stare at us!!! Than i was like omg...Than i was like...,:"Alan u can have all of mine...i don't want ppl to stare at us thinking what are those two retards doing collecting soo many brochures??" So he said,:"u keep it in ur bag first, ltr i buy from you for $2" than i was like...ok lor.

After i kept them in my bag, we carried on collecting and collecting...until it was super heavy and we were like soo tired! So we decided to see this game shop la...Than Alan Shouted,:"Hey Joe,you got all of these games except Viva Pinyata right??" Than ppl started looking at me lor...i can tell that they are like,:"Wa rich kid sia...nvr share money with me!" Than we saw ppl playing dunno what game lurh, So Alan shouted,:"Hey Joe these ppl all so noob la,i bet u can own them!!"

So i was like OMG! and i started to walk away...Then we saw this super gay thing! It was a Guitar hero controller sold in a cardboard box! i mean those cheapo ones...wait maybe i shall post the picture.

Okay...now that u have seen the super gay thing...Lets talk about lunch...SO we decided to eat mcdonalds for lunch...So we made our way to MAcs, while we were walking, i said,hey u wanna make Mega MC chicken burger? then he was like..,:"Combine 2 MC chicken? Ok lor i'll try." So we went to take our orders, i bought 1 double cheese burger small fries and apple pie of my eye...jkjk just apple pie. He bought 2 MC chicken burgers. So when we got our orders, we went to to side to make THE MEGA MC CHICKEN

BRB ltr than i type more...LONG STORY LA

Ok where were we? Ohh yar...The MEGA MC CHICKEN! So he combined them like by stacking lurh...Sian Alan has the picture...not me. Anywayz after he made the Mega MC, the took a whole stack of tissue papers! The ones that they provide. So we slowly made our way to church.So while we were walking out, i saw this guy pushing a trolley with rolls of tissue paper...at least that was what it looked liked at first, So i asked Alan,:"Hey? Who keeps toilet paper in such a cold place? They want to cool the butt?(The "toilet paper" had cold mist around it and then the covering was filed with ice,i mean around it is all ice.)So Alan said,:"dunno lehz..."
Then i soon realized that it wasen't toliet paper but it was ICE!(those kinda ice ppl use for ice kachang!) Than we were like LOL! We did not believe it lor! But it was supper funny!!!! We kept on laughing because it was super riduculous!

So we made our way to church...go city hall Mrt bought Starbucks coffee from 7-11 shop..we also bought water. So...blah blah...took a train to dover...Took bus to church...so at church, we unloaded all the brochures and sorted it all out...here's Alan's harvest

2009-03-11T17:49:00.000-07:00

can u Guys just stop spamming?? very childish leh! Wa i haven't been posting lor...too lazy to do it. BTW i stayed at dion cheng's house yesterday, yesterday...which is the day before yesterday...which is march 10...which is the last day of school...ah u get the idea,anywayz it wass soo fun...i keep on making them excerise, our last run-or rather their last run was at 11.45pm!(a cat kept on following us...the cat rubbed against pra and dion's legs...soo cute) soo Fun...i was on a bike making them run...hehe i play cheat. We did not do anything much lar...just eat, play sims, then play some flight simulator abit of maple too larz...we acctually wanted to play wii and monopoly but we were too tired to do so. We play the dunno what block thing too la...i keep on loosing...hehe

The next day which is yesterday, we did some e-learning...then i went to play wii. It was so hard to control the stupid thing lor! Nvm, then martin came and we did some more e-learning and then we went to swim...blah blah blah...played marco-polo,then went up to wash and rinse off the Cl(cholrine or watever)Then they decided to go to the gym to loose more fats...Pra and Dion...If me and martin loose more fats,we would become bones! So blah blah blah...access denied by the stupid guard....then we when to eat lor. So i ate macs while the rest went up to the hawker centere to eat beef pepper rice. After we ate we did abit more e-learning and then we played the block game thingy...the looser had to go cycle around the pool 5 time and while you are cycleing,you have to scream! But Dion only dared to cycle...not to scream, to i did abit of screaming for him and then we went up....then go home and sleep!

2009-03-09T03:39:00.000-07:00

Wa...2 days nvr blog liao...wait ar...i type this first cause now gtg eat dinner...Ltr i edit

2009-03-06T05:10:00.000-08:00

Hmm...i think today's post shall be on what happened after school...So as usual i carried my bag and put it at the foyer,then i followed martin to his ncc(land) gathering area to put down his bags.So we walked to dover to have ice cream and bubble tea,i only take this for lunch because i had eaten a heavy recess. accually i do this every week because if i eat a heavy lunch, the food cannot digest than when i run will be pain. So blah blah...went to buy...blah blah...but no ice cream!!! Ayia who cares...ppc(pao pao cha)can already lar...So i smuggled in the ppc and went to the foyer...blah blah blah....nothing much...met up with my volleyball friends...met with Natalie&GANG(jk)than talk talk talk...blah blah blah...(red cross starts)
Timeline:

After fallout do footdrill/marching

Than PT(phsical training)

Recreation(games)

Contact time(chit chat have fun. LOL)

Dismissal time...

So after dismissal we(me and jon) Went to ppc to get a drink and from there we walked home...ohh yar, Pra kept on pissing the Sweetalk auntie by keep on saying:"auntie, i want green green milk milk nice nice!!!"X4
Then by then auntie was sooo feddup that she did not want to attend to him...haha serves in right! But later he also got his order lar...(he wanted green apple milk tea)

FUnny lor...haiz when i came home i straight away went to sleep!(that was how tired i was!)

2009-03-05T04:27:00.000-08:00

i seriously don't know what to do at home lorz...i everyday come back from school always so sian one...i can't immagine e-learning week followed by the march holidays...School is fun if u dun get scoldings! haha DUH!

Why do ppl keep on saying to me:"waa, your hair very striaght leh! Did you reborn your hair??" I will always be like -.-! Tell me which boy reborns their hair?? My hair is straight because i use DOVE shampoo! Ok now stop saying i reborn my hair!

During the start of the school, ppl also say...waa you grow very tall leh...what you do during the holidays??(THIS IS A SECRET)Just strech your legs when ever you can!!thats all...If it does not work and ppl still keeps on calling you short, just say:"i am tall but you are taller!" Simple as that...for short ppl, this is your solution!(not insulting you ar!)

Haha these are some tips lars...

I have many...Soo bored!!(Now i need some tips on how to cure boredom or smth lar)

2009-03-04T01:43:00.000-08:00

Today was lyk another super boring dayy...For science we had nothing much...just a test. Then it was followed by D&T...Talking about D&T...i haven't do my homework yet! oh well...i'll do it later.Hmmm...oh yeah..then came the most slack lesson of all! Chinese, because our acctual chinese teacher went away,a relived teacher was sent to take us.Which so happened to be See Wei Quans cousin!! Seriously!! Her name is miss See and she is nothing lyk Wei Quan(FYI,wei Quan is not really a good guy to hang out with...i shall not go into further details)Well she gave us work and said that once we finished our work, we could go off for reccess!!! She also allowed us to use eletronic devices!!! I wiish she was our chinese teacher...but if she was, our chinese standard would drop because we will be playing non-stop...Maybe only after we do our work...then followed by more boring stuff

Maybe i should make daily updates...

Maybe monthly....

Maybe annually...

i think maybe 3-5 updates a week should do..

2009-03-03T05:19:00.000-08:00

Videos for today!!!(tired of typing...)

TRanformers(by koreans)

(interviewer)
LOL!

Close call

2009-03-02T20:45:00.000-08:00

OMG OMG OMG!!! Today was soo funneh!!! Ok...after Class contact today Mr Lee wanted all those who where standing behind(practically half of the class)to stay back...coz he wanted to talk to them...(lucki i wasen't one of them...) So he talked...not so sure about what larz....Then after they finished, Mr Lee let them off with a warning lor...so they were lyk all:, "walao...waste time only..." When Mr Lee was walking out, he said "Joel can you help me pick u all the litter on the floor??" i said... ok...(to cut the long story short) Dion took one of Amanda Lin's thing and placed it in the class room....So....She went in to take her stuff. Then Dion locked her in...i was like..=.=" So Dion and Pra was guarding the door to prevent her from getting out(DUH...)After awhile...Dion went in through the back door and started talking to her... Dion was like.."AMANDA! Say sorry or else you cannot go OUT!!)

Amanda:" Say sorry for what? i also nvr do anything wrong.."

Dion:"just say it,"

So Amanda said "Sorry, Sorry ok?"

Dion.."say sorry 2 time for what i only ask you to say once..."

Amanda: "quick lehzz i need go to the dance studio.."

Dion: "Now say you are not sorry,"

Amanda:"For what??? Just now u ask me to say sorry than now you want me to say i am not sorry?? Why??"

Dion: "Just say it...after you say then you can go.."

So Amanda said: "I am not sorry ok??? now can i go??"

So Dion Told Pra to open the door, at first Pra did no listen...then Dion signaled to Pra to open the door...

So when she was relased, she immediately walked of...

THEN!!! Something super funny happened!!! Mr Ow Yong was walking towards our class, So we greeted him and stuff...Luckily Dion released Amanda, if it was 10 seconds later, he would be in hot soup lorz...(Thankfully Amanda did not complain)

2009-02-28T22:40:00.000-08:00

Hi~4th day now? Today was a super boring day for me lorz
i was like =.=...anyway my dad got a new phone i think it is w910i or smth... Toady rain so heavily...1030 lyk that also rain...did u hear that a thunder strike ripped off a part of the merlion's head at esplanade? Hope they will repair it soon. Ayia...today i no youth so veri sian...nvr go church see ppl.... Literature no kick sia...Science also...tests so easy one...

have u heard of these jokes??(these are the ones which i mass sms one)

Here goes: "i tried to drown my sorrows but they learnt how to swim."

Another one: "If practice makes perfect and no one is perfect then what for practice??" (Not adviseable for me =P)

Last one : "2 no's does not make 1 yes, but a tight slap will."

2009-02-27T03:23:00.000-08:00

YAY! tagbox is working!!! Whooohooo!!! Heyy do you know that Miss Yong has a twin sister? they look sooo alike...its almost like they are twins....WAIT they are!!! Hahaha!!! I like Red cross lorhz...Me and Jon keep on saboing the rest during PT(play time...jk jk! Physical training)by asking our sienors to run more...and more....Sooo fun...3rd day of blogging...Thee hee~ Oh yarh...i no nid the Tagbox codes any more! Finaly done with the problem!

2009-02-26T05:24:00.000-08:00

heyy guys...i am having some problems with my tagboard...looks super werid...any one can sponsor or give me the code? i think cbox has some problems....maybe not...
Tell me yeah??

2nd day of REAL blogging and i am already having problems! nvm...i'll persevere!(if that is how u spell it =p)

2009-02-25T00:24:00.000-08:00

I have finally created a blog that i like! After all the pain and agony!!! Yes...i know...it is very boring.... but chillax yo...adding more new stuff. apart from last years posts....Erm pls write something....BECAUSE my blog is very...empty...CUTE RITE?? yeah i loved it when i first laid my eyes upon it...i like the pig....

hi

2008-09-19T08:51:00.000-07:00

Hello ppl long time no see..no ppl here anyway

Hi People!!

2008-09-11T01:30:00.000-07:00

Diffusion and osmosis...Hahaha i am just typing all these 4 fun....i don't know if u will see my blog but who cares anyway???Does your mom care??Talking about random...Chicken Rice!!!LOL!!!Hahahahahaha....too many hahaha ler...Heyy....YOUR MOM!(this is super random)LOL

Pls do not see this

2008-09-06T02:12:00.000-07:00

Hahaha hello ppl...i hope u dun see ,my blog....

1st time...

2008-09-06T01:36:00.001-07:00

Erm haha?